Ducks Aren't Real

have you ever seen one?

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This photo clearly shows a person lying on the floor of a park with a duck puppet.  i think this might offer clarification for many of the viewers who have said “hey, i’ve totally seen a real duck at a park or some shit”.  Well motherfuckers, here you are.  Maybe this will open your fucking eyes at last.  Ever think that those “ducks” you see could actually be a stupid man with a dump puppet? Thanks for the submission OZ!

This photo clearly shows a person lying on the floor of a park with a duck puppet.  i think this might offer clarification for many of the viewers who have said “hey, i’ve totally seen a real duck at a park or some shit”.  Well motherfuckers, here you are.  Maybe this will open your fucking eyes at last.  Ever think that those “ducks” you see could actually be a stupid man with a dump puppet?

Thanks for the submission OZ!

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